My brain turned off during the coronavirus lockdown. My interest in writing (except for long, ranty blog posts) took a major plunge, and my creativity was at an all-time low. I had no interest in writing and even less interest in returning to the world of Eversink. I had no desire to walk along the canals at night sniffing the fishy air. I did not want to haggle over a slightly broken plate (still good! still plates!) in the Grand Marketplace. I certainly did not want to be accosted by a specter who wants vengeance on its friends for costing it its life on a foolish bet involving giant lagoon eels.

I wasn’t interested in the concept of words. I quit reading. Writing was right out.

When my brain turned back on a month and change ago, I wanted to write entire one-shot quicky adventures. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Then, I realized my brain was on, but not actually on, and writing adventures was pushing my luck. My pre-pandemic output of 2K words in a shot when I sat to write Dungeonomics was a non-starter. This might be a longish-term effect of the 15 months of lockdown — my interest in anything “not watching tv” is shockingly low. I’m positive it will drift away in time, but not for a while yet.

Exasperated, I gave up on the whole idea of writing adventures and wandered off to work on other projects for a while.

But then, I had this idea. Instead of writing complete adventures, I’d write up the fragments of adventures I thought up and focus all my energy on the penultimate villain behind the adventure. Every good story needs a good villain. Villains are the percussive force behind adventures! Without a villain, why, Eversink becomes nothing but a rom-com!

Honestly, a good GM can spin a good adventure from a good villain. No canned adventure is needed. It’s a thought experiment. If it works, it works. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t, and I’ll write building descriptions until I feel the need to break D&D again in terrible ways.

I’ll post a few, and we’ll see if this works. I’ll also be using the adversary builder to roll stat blocks because automation is my friend.

(Total aside: I love the idea of Eversink romcoms. She’s a half-fungus, half-mammal creature from out of time who boiled up from the horrors of the underbasements. He has an unspeakable God living in his head who urges him to kill when the moon is waning crescent. Together, they make a great pair! Comedy ensues when they try to date!)

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